May All That Is Holy Help Me, I Watched Part 2

I finally brought myself to watch the second half of that Michael Tsarion video.  Allow me to share the pain.




I went back and watched the tail end of the first one, to remember what he was talking about at the start of this one.  Basically, he is reading from someone else's website and well, all but worshiping at the altar of Terence McKenna.

He goes on to say that psychics haven't been able to see past 12/21/12.  I have to say, those are some crappy psychics.  I have to wonder if they're psychic at all, or just those who hear voices and go untreated and also buy into all this 12/21 nonsense.  I really do take issue with those in the psychic community who are being alarmist about this, as the ones who are alarmists tend to exhibit paranoid qualities.

Then he goes on to say that there are no Mayan horoscopes for after that day, that 12/21/12 is the last horoscope.  OK, it's also the end of the calendar.  So the next reading would be for the new round of the calendar, right?  It's like saying there are no more horoscopes in the newspaper because the person who writes them only wrote them so far in advance.  So when they hand in the advance columns, the world ends on the day after the last column they wrote.  It is stupid and any one of the myriad Mayan astrology websites out there will give you information for days after the 21st.  As a matter of fact, the horoscope he claims for the 21st actually gets repeated again in 2013, according to websites.

From here, he makes more claims he pulled from various websites, that we have heard before.  12 strands of DNA, 13 chakras, all of this happens now!  So by Monday, these are all claims debunked by doctors.  But I doubt that will stop him, as he insists on claiming the old myth, we only use 10% of our brains is true.

Then he goes on about a doctor named George Washington Crile.  He worked at the Cleveland Laboratories at once point.  He was a pioneering doctor, so he's a bit more than a footnote in history.  But he had a hypothesis, that each cell had a nucleus that was between  3,000° and 6,000° C.  About the only reference I can find to this is an old article from 1932 from Time Magazine.  I can't find anything that says it's true, other than New Age sites that quote that very article.  As a result, I'm going to assume that his hypothesis was false.  I think we would all know if each of our cells had a nucleus that was burning at that temperature.

Next he goes on about extremely low frequency signals and brain waves.  Doing a Google search on those terms, know what I got?  Conspiracy websites about the government trying to program our brains.  So let's put on our tin foil hats and move to the next part.

Next is a claim from some guy named Steven Hanaeur, who claims the Mayan calendar was not just based on galactic cycles but on our DNA?  He's a metaphysical teacher somewhere in North Carolina and well, at this point it's pretty obvious that Tsarion just did a web search, found pages that he felt backed up his insane claims and went with them, including authors you can't find information on, such as Mr. Hanauer.

We are so not in the photon belt anymore.  Now he's on about magnetic pole reversal.  Not something that is known to happen overnight.  The poles drift and shift all the time, well, the magnetic poles, that is.  But don't recalibrate your compass just yet.  This is something that can take thousands of years.  We so won't be around for it.

YES!  HAARP conspiracies are next!  He actually quotes a book named, "HAARP, The Ultimate Weapon of the Conspiracy."  Now the evil government is going to project holograms of gods and demons in the sky today?  You know, if Jesus ever does come back, all the conspiracy theorists are going to insist it's a HAARP hologram to control our minds, it's not the real Jesus.  HAARP doesn't do any of the crap these people claim.  As a matter of fact, every few years, they hold an open house where the public can come see the set up, get a tour and ask questions.  If it was really so nefarious, would they do that?  But more to the point, he slips in a reference to children of the Nephalim?  Breaking through the stargate?  The children of the Nephalim are tyrants?  WTF is this guy on?

NOOOOOOOO!  The video ends there, meaning...  There is a part three.  I'm going to cry now.

We are less than an hour from sunrise in the Yucatan Peninsula.  Which is when the alignment is supposed to happen to usher in the end of the world.  Nibiru is going to swing around from the sun and defy all laws of physics and crash into us!  Asteroids are going to come pounding down!  Our DNA is going to change as we move into pure light in the photon belt!  Earthquakes!  Volcanoes!  Wait, no major earthquakes or volcanoes overnight?  Well damn, this is going to be yet another boring doomsday, isn't it?

But I'm still going to have to watch part three before the person who posted it takes it down out of embarrassment   Just to listen to the insanity.  Or not.  Maybe I'll just go for end of the world pancakes.