I finally brought myself to watch the second half of that Michael Tsarion video. Allow me to share the pain.
I went back and watched the tail end of the first one, to remember what he was talking about at the start of this one. Basically, he is reading from someone else's website and well, all but worshiping at the altar of Terence McKenna.
He goes on to say that psychics haven't been able to see past 12/21/12. I have to say, those are some crappy psychics. I have to wonder if they're psychic at all, or just those who hear voices and go untreated and also buy into all this 12/21 nonsense. I really do take issue with those in the psychic community who are being alarmist about this, as the ones who are alarmists tend to exhibit paranoid qualities.
Then he goes on to say that there are no Mayan horoscopes for after that day, that 12/21/12 is the last horoscope. OK, it's also the end of the calendar. So the next reading would be for the new round of the calendar, right? It's like saying there are no more horoscopes in the newspaper because the person who writes them only wrote them so far in advance. So when they hand in the advance columns, the world ends on the day after the last column they wrote. It is stupid and any one of the myriad Mayan astrology websites out there will give you information for days after the 21st. As a matter of fact, the horoscope he claims for the 21st actually gets repeated again in 2013, according to websites.
From here, he makes more claims he pulled from various websites, that we have heard before. 12 strands of DNA, 13 chakras, all of this happens now! So by Monday, these are all claims debunked by doctors. But I doubt that will stop him, as he insists on claiming the old myth, we only use 10% of our brains is true.
Then he goes on about a doctor named George Washington Crile. He worked at the Cleveland Laboratories at once point. He was a pioneering doctor, so he's a bit more than a footnote in history. But he had a hypothesis, that each cell had a nucleus that was between 3,000° and 6,000° C. About the only reference I can find to this is an old article from 1932 from Time Magazine. I can't find anything that says it's true, other than New Age sites that quote that very article. As a result, I'm going to assume that his hypothesis was false. I think we would all know if each of our cells had a nucleus that was burning at that temperature.
Next he goes on about extremely low frequency signals and brain waves. Doing a Google search on those terms, know what I got? Conspiracy websites about the government trying to program our brains. So let's put on our tin foil hats and move to the next part.
Next is a claim from some guy named Steven Hanaeur, who claims the Mayan calendar was not just based on galactic cycles but on our DNA? He's a metaphysical teacher somewhere in North Carolina and well, at this point it's pretty obvious that Tsarion just did a web search, found pages that he felt backed up his insane claims and went with them, including authors you can't find information on, such as Mr. Hanauer.
We are so not in the photon belt anymore. Now he's on about magnetic pole reversal. Not something that is known to happen overnight. The poles drift and shift all the time, well, the magnetic poles, that is. But don't recalibrate your compass just yet. This is something that can take thousands of years. We so won't be around for it.
YES! HAARP conspiracies are next! He actually quotes a book named, "HAARP, The Ultimate Weapon of the Conspiracy." Now the evil government is going to project holograms of gods and demons in the sky today? You know, if Jesus ever does come back, all the conspiracy theorists are going to insist it's a HAARP hologram to control our minds, it's not the real Jesus. HAARP doesn't do any of the crap these people claim. As a matter of fact, every few years, they hold an open house where the public can come see the set up, get a tour and ask questions. If it was really so nefarious, would they do that? But more to the point, he slips in a reference to children of the Nephalim? Breaking through the stargate? The children of the Nephalim are tyrants? WTF is this guy on?
NOOOOOOOO! The video ends there, meaning... There is a part three. I'm going to cry now.
We are less than an hour from sunrise in the Yucatan Peninsula. Which is when the alignment is supposed to happen to usher in the end of the world. Nibiru is going to swing around from the sun and defy all laws of physics and crash into us! Asteroids are going to come pounding down! Our DNA is going to change as we move into pure light in the photon belt! Earthquakes! Volcanoes! Wait, no major earthquakes or volcanoes overnight? Well damn, this is going to be yet another boring doomsday, isn't it?
But I'm still going to have to watch part three before the person who posted it takes it down out of embarrassment Just to listen to the insanity. Or not. Maybe I'll just go for end of the world pancakes.
Bitwine
Friday, December 21, 2012
Sunday, December 9, 2012
The WHAT Belt?
I seriously can't believe I haven't posted anything for most of the year. I've started posts, I have a bunch of unfinished posts. My mind just ends up trailing off, as my train of thought derails.
It is December, 2012. So far, most of the end of the world crowd seems mostly quiet, at least on Facebook. The forums at 2012 Hoax seem to be jumping, with people who are scared and people who are there to try to put their fears to rest. But there is also a new thing. Of course.
I am starting to see the 12/12/12 posts. How it's the last synchronistic date we will see in our lifetimes. Um, what about 3/13/13? Or 4/14/14? Or do these people think the world is ending on the 21st? I think dates that are anagrams are much more fun than repeating dates.
Synchronistic dates might be fun to write on a check, or even notice. But they have no bearing on luck, they aren't mystical, they just are. Unless we skip dates, they have to happen. They will turn up in the simple progression of the calendar.
But the apocalyptic crowd is still out there. Some of the claims about the 21st are beyond bizarre.
Such as, dark rift. We aren't going to be passing through the nebulous clouds that block light from other parts of the galaxy, but the claims are the sun will align with the dark rift. Would someone please tell me how aligning with a nebulous cloud will cause catastrophe on the planet? It makes no sense. Also, that alignment won't even be happening on the 21st. This has also been happening since about 1970 and will continue for about another hundred years. We align with these clouds every year, as in, the nebulous clouds, the sun and the Earth are in a straight line. This has been happening every year since 1970. Why would 2012 make things any different?
The one I just heard of is about a so-called photon belt. A what? Photons are particles of light. Light moves in a straight line and keeps moving in that straight line. But among those who are into the Pleiadian alien myths, this is going to happen.
See, this photon belt is circling a star called Alcyone in the Pleiades. Or, depending on who you listen to, the photon belt circles all the Pleiades. This information comes from those who claim to channel the Pleiadian aliens. The photon belt was first claimed to exist by an engineer by the name of Paul Otto Hess, back in a book he wrote in 1950. Since then, the alien crowds have been running with it.
The claim Hess made in his book was, if the Earth enters the photon belt first, eh, no biggie. There will be a great light show. But if the Sun enters first, watch out. Solar flares will kill us all.
What bothers me about that statement is, why would the Earth, which is miniscule compared to the sun, manage to shield the sun from the supposed harmful effects of photons? Also, since when do solar flares kill? They have been known to cause power interruptions, but for the most part, they give us an amazing light show in the form of the aurora borealis.
Photons are simply particles of light. We are bombarded by them every day. Stars create most of the light that throws photons out into space. So why would a photon belt, if one could even exist, be so harmful?
This hypothetical photon belt could exist, sort of. If it was circling a black hole. Not even light can escape a black hole and at the event horizon, everything starts spinning in a big spiral, until he finally reaches the point where it will be eaten by the black hole. If the star Alcyone was a black hole, physicists would know it, as it's only about 370 light years away. Which is another thing. How could we enter a hypothetical circle of light that is 370 light years away in such a short time? The light from Alcyone by now would be that of near another sun. It would be beyond bright if we were that close. Also, none of the stars would look right. And we all know what the stars not aligning properly would mean. Cthulhu and the elder gods.
However, science fact tells us the solar system is moving away from Alcyone. Not closer. There is zero chance of us hitting this supposed photon belt, no matter what the Pleiadian crowd tells you.
The beliefs of the Pleiadian crowd are insane. They show that these people are duping those with a complete and utter ignorance of science. I refuse to call these people stupid, because some very smart people want to believe in aliens coming to save us, want to believe these things. However, their intelligence and knowledge is not in science.
You Tube is full of videos preying on these people. The language used is all from the I AM/Ascended Masters movement. These are people who are big on supposed channeling of the masters, of aliens, of whatever. Fantasy seems to invade these channeling sessions regularly. I'm not saying everyone is channeling only their inner fears and fantasies, but a number of them are. When they do claim to be channeling Pleiadians, we are supposed to believe a race so much more advanced than we are and who can contact us Earthlings are so ignorant of the physics of the universe that they get the science wrong? They've mastered interstellar travel, but are completely clueless about physics?
My big problem with all these movements is, the knowledge of science is stuck in the early 20th century, if even that advanced. The following video makes some really insane claims. How we are all beings of light. No, we're not. We are made of matter. In my opinion, the entire being of light thing is based on someone misunderstanding when a science teacher told them in the most basic terms how we are all made of stardust.
Or not. The video explains that when we go into the photon belt, we will lose our corporal bodies. Well, considering the only real thing out there that would classify as a photon belt would be within event horizon of a black hole, that might be right. As matter approaches a black hole, it stretches out in a process that is actually called spaghettification. But we won't become beings of light, we won't be visiting the fourth dimension.
It also claims that we pass through the photon belt all the time. No. We would all be dead if we were on the event horizon of a black hole. However, if you're paying attention, you will see that claim of spending time in the photon belt every month directly contradicts the claims of the guy who came before.
This video also has the nerve to call Jose Arguelles a researcher. The dude was a writer who realized he would get rich quick off people whose egos won't allow them to understand how insignificant we are in the Universe. He was in no way a scientist. He especially wasn't an astrophysicist. I'm not even touching the faulty biology in this. Or how there are people who are among us who are really in the fourth dimension. (Where there are sixteen corners to have to clear out cobwebs, instead of just four.) Or how all religion is from outer space. Or the Illuminati crap. But watch it. If you want a laugh. If you take it seriously though, you are on the wrong blog. Thankfully, while the guy who is going on about the Illuminati is talking, the video cuts off.
Wait. I AM going to discuss a bit of the faulty biology in this. Our DNA and RNA are not going to replicate in the same fashions? So our DNA is going to mutate? Know what happens to people whose DNA mutates? They get sick! Cystic Fibrosis, Sickle Cell Disease and a host of other things are caused by DNA mutations.
Then we have this asshole. Michael Tsarion is a hack and a sham and this video will make your brain explode.
He doesn't understand what the word photonics means. It is the study and use of light, such as in fiber optics. That is the most basic definition. So I have to ask... Photonic radiation? You mean x-rays and radio waves? Photonic energy is the highest form of light? All light is made of photons! And of those photon particles, gamma rays are the highest frequency of light. My brain is scrambling from these claims!
He claims the photon belt is like a cosmic car wash for the planet. This reminds me of the comet scares of the past. Photonic radiation that will wipe the planet clean of the dross? Yeah, sunlight, which is comprised of traveling photons does have some cleansing properties. But there are other things it causes to grow. Seriously, I'm less than a minute into this video and I want to give myself a mental enema. Did he just say something about the Atlanteans needing to vacate the planet? It hurts!
His claims of the photon belt being found by satellites in 1961 and 1991 are pure malarky. If you Google the Golden Nebula, you will find no scientific pages, just photon belt pages. No satellite has found anything of the sort. It would be huge news if it had. The closest you're going to come to any hits that even pretend to be scientific in Google are a few artists renditions of a gold colored nebula. NASA is very proud of the photos of nebulae that have been taken. You will not find this nebula on their website, or any other. The only nebula in Taurus is the Crab Nebula. As you can see, it is not golden.
While not mentioned in the video, true believers think there is a conspiracy to cover this up. No, it is not a conspiracy to cover this up. If they were going to conspire to avoid mass panic, no one would be allowed to talk about the asteroid Apophis. Astrophysicists are very open about the fact it could hit the Earth in 2036. So why would they cover up the supposed photon belt? Besides, if this nebula existed, any amateur astronomer with a decent backyard telescope would have seen it by now. Taurus isn't all that far away, in the grand scheme of things. It would be visible.
Then the claim we have to pass through the photon belt twice in a 26,000 year orbit. Once to the north, once to the south? Um... I don't think Tsarion understands the actual process of precession.
According to this hack, we are going to be in this photon belt for two thousand years. Somehow, we are going to zippy-zoomy to the constellation of Taurus by the end of the month, defying the speed of light and then just hang in this hypothetical belt for 2000 years. He also claims that it's closer to the center of the galaxy, when we know it's not. Then again, he can't even get the constellation right. The Pleiades are a star cluster in the constellation of Taurus. As a matter of fact, Taurus is out towards the rim, nowhere near the center of the galaxy. Our solar system revolves around the center of the galaxy, as do most other stars. (A few rogue stars, such as Arcturus are working their way out of the galaxy.) But this scam artist claims it is the central sun of our galaxy. The center of our galaxy is a black hole. Period.
As an aside, But I do love the way he slides in with his graphic, (but without using the actual words,) these 2000 years of being in the photonic energy band being when we enter the age of Aquarius. According to astronomers, (as opposed to astrologers,) we're still about 600 years away from the age of Aquarius. So don't hold your breath.
This doesn't only tie in with modern Pleiadian mythology. It ties in with modern Mayan mythology. The modern claim is the Mayans believed we rotated around Alcyone. However, it is modern New Age books that make that claim, as far as I know, no actual scholars have said this.
He either has no idea what the Fibonacci sequence is, or he is duping people who think his mention of it make him sound intelligent. He claims all organic life is based on this sequence. The Fibonacci sequence has to do with addition and each number is the sum of the two numbers before it. Yes, it works in nature, through reproduction. However, not all of nature is based on this series of numbers.
Then he goes on that we're entering a belt of radiation? The planet is surrounded by a belt of radiation. It's called the Van Allen Belt. Hey, the Van Allen Belt is made up of trapped particles of protons and neutrons. We're not going to pass through a radiation belt. We're already surrounded by one. So how will this light energy alter the electrons in the Van Allen Belt? This is high school stuff right now. ~sigh~
OK, next he contradicts himself and says that some "scholars," (read crackpot authors,) say we entered the mythological photon belt in 1962. That if the Sun enters first, we will be plunged into darkness. If the Earth enters first, then we get a light show. Um... A belt of pure light is going to plunge the Sun into darkness and do bad things to it? But we entered this area in 1962 and got neither the darkness, nor the light show? Light bodies? We will all take on a nice, radioactive glow and darkness will seize to be? The sale of sleep masks are going to skyrocket!
We will get another 42 pairs of chromosomes? Oh wait, make that 41, because there are 23 pairs of chromosomes, according to the human genome pattern. The last pair indicates gender. We would seize to be human if that we were to suddenly develop that many extra chromosomes. Oh wait, that's when we get our "light bodies." Waiter, whatever Mr. Tsarion is smoking, I'll take two.
All I can say about this supposed Leviathan Cycle is, the Google hits you will get have to do wtih RPGs and well, cycling to lose weight. So this tangent is something that seems to have been pulled out of thin air. Especially since that is not a Leviathan in the image, but an Ouroboros. Leviathan was a sea monster in the Bible.
I don't even know where to start on how many ways he's wrong about the pentagram. The five points represent head, arms, legs. Think Da Vinci's famous drawing. But of course, it has to have a nefarious meaning with this gloom and doom crowd.
Next he starts with the Sun aligns with the galactic central point. If we are just talking about the Sun, then it is always aligned with the central galactic point, as they are two points on the galactic map. It will always be a straight line. It will be aligned with any other point in the galaxy. This is basic geometry, for the love of all that is holy. I will stress again, every year around December, the Earth, Sun and center of the galaxy are in alignment. There is nothing special about it happening again this year. I think he means the galactic central plane. Which is the disk of the galaxy, not the center of the galaxy. The center of the galaxy is a black hole. With which, if you draw a line from the black hole to the Sun, will show a straight line alignment. This is why Saggitarius is not in the center of the galaxy, we wouldn't be able to see it if it was, but the closest constellation to the band of the Milky Way, which is the disk of the central plane. Got it?
Then the bit about sunrise on the 21st, how it will be back off center. Unless you're in an Equatorial region on the planet, the Sun will never be on center. I really want to know what "researchers" he means when he said some researchers think this is a sign of the end times. They have zero background in astronomy, I can tell you that. Oh wait, he's not talking about the Sun being due east, he's claiming it's a galactic alignment. Nope. According to this, the claim is impossible.
Then he gets into the galactic equator stuff. The galactic equator is a made up term for astronomers to map the sky. As far as passing through the galactic plane, we are above the plane by around 75 to 100 light years. We won't be passing down through the plane again for around another 30 million years.
Now, as far as the ancients knowing about the center of the galaxy, we are talking about people who believed the Sun and the planets revolved around the Earth. Several civilizations thought it was a path to the afterlife. The Chinese saw a correlation between yearly rains and the band of the galaxy. But even they weren't advanced enough to not attach a myth to it.
The video ends with him talking about John Major Jenkins, a self-professed expert on all things Mayan. I have no problem with calling yourself an expert, if your work holds up to peer review. However, most of Jenkins claims are out there and he has turned them into a tourist industry.
Oh goody. There is a second half to the video. I'm not sure I'm up to watching it at the moment. But I'm sure I will and I'm sure it will inspire me to rant.
Before I close, I have to get into the entire Pleiadian thing for a second. It was a hoax perpetuated by a Swiss farmer named Billy Meier. He claimed contact with aliens from the Pleiades. He took photos of some of the Golddiggers from the "Dean Martin Show" from his TV, which made them nice and blurry and insisted they were the aliens who visited him. He has been exposed as a hoaxer, but his messages from the Pleiadians took off in New Age circles and thanks to him, we have all these people who have created a new mythology about the Pleiadians and people who claim to channel Pleiadians. All based on a hoax that fed into their fantasy.
For those who truly believe there are habitable planets in the Pleiades. The Pleiades are all blue giants. The hottest and among the youngest stars out there. They cannot support life as we know it.
So, if you have been buying into this photon belt bullshit, rest assured that it is just mythology.
It is December, 2012. So far, most of the end of the world crowd seems mostly quiet, at least on Facebook. The forums at 2012 Hoax seem to be jumping, with people who are scared and people who are there to try to put their fears to rest. But there is also a new thing. Of course.
I am starting to see the 12/12/12 posts. How it's the last synchronistic date we will see in our lifetimes. Um, what about 3/13/13? Or 4/14/14? Or do these people think the world is ending on the 21st? I think dates that are anagrams are much more fun than repeating dates.
Synchronistic dates might be fun to write on a check, or even notice. But they have no bearing on luck, they aren't mystical, they just are. Unless we skip dates, they have to happen. They will turn up in the simple progression of the calendar.
But the apocalyptic crowd is still out there. Some of the claims about the 21st are beyond bizarre.
Such as, dark rift. We aren't going to be passing through the nebulous clouds that block light from other parts of the galaxy, but the claims are the sun will align with the dark rift. Would someone please tell me how aligning with a nebulous cloud will cause catastrophe on the planet? It makes no sense. Also, that alignment won't even be happening on the 21st. This has also been happening since about 1970 and will continue for about another hundred years. We align with these clouds every year, as in, the nebulous clouds, the sun and the Earth are in a straight line. This has been happening every year since 1970. Why would 2012 make things any different?
The one I just heard of is about a so-called photon belt. A what? Photons are particles of light. Light moves in a straight line and keeps moving in that straight line. But among those who are into the Pleiadian alien myths, this is going to happen.
See, this photon belt is circling a star called Alcyone in the Pleiades. Or, depending on who you listen to, the photon belt circles all the Pleiades. This information comes from those who claim to channel the Pleiadian aliens. The photon belt was first claimed to exist by an engineer by the name of Paul Otto Hess, back in a book he wrote in 1950. Since then, the alien crowds have been running with it.
The claim Hess made in his book was, if the Earth enters the photon belt first, eh, no biggie. There will be a great light show. But if the Sun enters first, watch out. Solar flares will kill us all.
What bothers me about that statement is, why would the Earth, which is miniscule compared to the sun, manage to shield the sun from the supposed harmful effects of photons? Also, since when do solar flares kill? They have been known to cause power interruptions, but for the most part, they give us an amazing light show in the form of the aurora borealis.
Photons are simply particles of light. We are bombarded by them every day. Stars create most of the light that throws photons out into space. So why would a photon belt, if one could even exist, be so harmful?
This hypothetical photon belt could exist, sort of. If it was circling a black hole. Not even light can escape a black hole and at the event horizon, everything starts spinning in a big spiral, until he finally reaches the point where it will be eaten by the black hole. If the star Alcyone was a black hole, physicists would know it, as it's only about 370 light years away. Which is another thing. How could we enter a hypothetical circle of light that is 370 light years away in such a short time? The light from Alcyone by now would be that of near another sun. It would be beyond bright if we were that close. Also, none of the stars would look right. And we all know what the stars not aligning properly would mean. Cthulhu and the elder gods.
However, science fact tells us the solar system is moving away from Alcyone. Not closer. There is zero chance of us hitting this supposed photon belt, no matter what the Pleiadian crowd tells you.
The beliefs of the Pleiadian crowd are insane. They show that these people are duping those with a complete and utter ignorance of science. I refuse to call these people stupid, because some very smart people want to believe in aliens coming to save us, want to believe these things. However, their intelligence and knowledge is not in science.
You Tube is full of videos preying on these people. The language used is all from the I AM/Ascended Masters movement. These are people who are big on supposed channeling of the masters, of aliens, of whatever. Fantasy seems to invade these channeling sessions regularly. I'm not saying everyone is channeling only their inner fears and fantasies, but a number of them are. When they do claim to be channeling Pleiadians, we are supposed to believe a race so much more advanced than we are and who can contact us Earthlings are so ignorant of the physics of the universe that they get the science wrong? They've mastered interstellar travel, but are completely clueless about physics?
My big problem with all these movements is, the knowledge of science is stuck in the early 20th century, if even that advanced. The following video makes some really insane claims. How we are all beings of light. No, we're not. We are made of matter. In my opinion, the entire being of light thing is based on someone misunderstanding when a science teacher told them in the most basic terms how we are all made of stardust.
Or not. The video explains that when we go into the photon belt, we will lose our corporal bodies. Well, considering the only real thing out there that would classify as a photon belt would be within event horizon of a black hole, that might be right. As matter approaches a black hole, it stretches out in a process that is actually called spaghettification. But we won't become beings of light, we won't be visiting the fourth dimension.
It also claims that we pass through the photon belt all the time. No. We would all be dead if we were on the event horizon of a black hole. However, if you're paying attention, you will see that claim of spending time in the photon belt every month directly contradicts the claims of the guy who came before.
This video also has the nerve to call Jose Arguelles a researcher. The dude was a writer who realized he would get rich quick off people whose egos won't allow them to understand how insignificant we are in the Universe. He was in no way a scientist. He especially wasn't an astrophysicist. I'm not even touching the faulty biology in this. Or how there are people who are among us who are really in the fourth dimension. (Where there are sixteen corners to have to clear out cobwebs, instead of just four.) Or how all religion is from outer space. Or the Illuminati crap. But watch it. If you want a laugh. If you take it seriously though, you are on the wrong blog. Thankfully, while the guy who is going on about the Illuminati is talking, the video cuts off.
Wait. I AM going to discuss a bit of the faulty biology in this. Our DNA and RNA are not going to replicate in the same fashions? So our DNA is going to mutate? Know what happens to people whose DNA mutates? They get sick! Cystic Fibrosis, Sickle Cell Disease and a host of other things are caused by DNA mutations.
Then we have this asshole. Michael Tsarion is a hack and a sham and this video will make your brain explode.
He doesn't understand what the word photonics means. It is the study and use of light, such as in fiber optics. That is the most basic definition. So I have to ask... Photonic radiation? You mean x-rays and radio waves? Photonic energy is the highest form of light? All light is made of photons! And of those photon particles, gamma rays are the highest frequency of light. My brain is scrambling from these claims!
He claims the photon belt is like a cosmic car wash for the planet. This reminds me of the comet scares of the past. Photonic radiation that will wipe the planet clean of the dross? Yeah, sunlight, which is comprised of traveling photons does have some cleansing properties. But there are other things it causes to grow. Seriously, I'm less than a minute into this video and I want to give myself a mental enema. Did he just say something about the Atlanteans needing to vacate the planet? It hurts!
His claims of the photon belt being found by satellites in 1961 and 1991 are pure malarky. If you Google the Golden Nebula, you will find no scientific pages, just photon belt pages. No satellite has found anything of the sort. It would be huge news if it had. The closest you're going to come to any hits that even pretend to be scientific in Google are a few artists renditions of a gold colored nebula. NASA is very proud of the photos of nebulae that have been taken. You will not find this nebula on their website, or any other. The only nebula in Taurus is the Crab Nebula. As you can see, it is not golden.
While not mentioned in the video, true believers think there is a conspiracy to cover this up. No, it is not a conspiracy to cover this up. If they were going to conspire to avoid mass panic, no one would be allowed to talk about the asteroid Apophis. Astrophysicists are very open about the fact it could hit the Earth in 2036. So why would they cover up the supposed photon belt? Besides, if this nebula existed, any amateur astronomer with a decent backyard telescope would have seen it by now. Taurus isn't all that far away, in the grand scheme of things. It would be visible.
Then the claim we have to pass through the photon belt twice in a 26,000 year orbit. Once to the north, once to the south? Um... I don't think Tsarion understands the actual process of precession.
According to this hack, we are going to be in this photon belt for two thousand years. Somehow, we are going to zippy-zoomy to the constellation of Taurus by the end of the month, defying the speed of light and then just hang in this hypothetical belt for 2000 years. He also claims that it's closer to the center of the galaxy, when we know it's not. Then again, he can't even get the constellation right. The Pleiades are a star cluster in the constellation of Taurus. As a matter of fact, Taurus is out towards the rim, nowhere near the center of the galaxy. Our solar system revolves around the center of the galaxy, as do most other stars. (A few rogue stars, such as Arcturus are working their way out of the galaxy.) But this scam artist claims it is the central sun of our galaxy. The center of our galaxy is a black hole. Period.
As an aside, But I do love the way he slides in with his graphic, (but without using the actual words,) these 2000 years of being in the photonic energy band being when we enter the age of Aquarius. According to astronomers, (as opposed to astrologers,) we're still about 600 years away from the age of Aquarius. So don't hold your breath.
This doesn't only tie in with modern Pleiadian mythology. It ties in with modern Mayan mythology. The modern claim is the Mayans believed we rotated around Alcyone. However, it is modern New Age books that make that claim, as far as I know, no actual scholars have said this.
He either has no idea what the Fibonacci sequence is, or he is duping people who think his mention of it make him sound intelligent. He claims all organic life is based on this sequence. The Fibonacci sequence has to do with addition and each number is the sum of the two numbers before it. Yes, it works in nature, through reproduction. However, not all of nature is based on this series of numbers.
Then he goes on that we're entering a belt of radiation? The planet is surrounded by a belt of radiation. It's called the Van Allen Belt. Hey, the Van Allen Belt is made up of trapped particles of protons and neutrons. We're not going to pass through a radiation belt. We're already surrounded by one. So how will this light energy alter the electrons in the Van Allen Belt? This is high school stuff right now. ~sigh~
OK, next he contradicts himself and says that some "scholars," (read crackpot authors,) say we entered the mythological photon belt in 1962. That if the Sun enters first, we will be plunged into darkness. If the Earth enters first, then we get a light show. Um... A belt of pure light is going to plunge the Sun into darkness and do bad things to it? But we entered this area in 1962 and got neither the darkness, nor the light show? Light bodies? We will all take on a nice, radioactive glow and darkness will seize to be? The sale of sleep masks are going to skyrocket!
We will get another 42 pairs of chromosomes? Oh wait, make that 41, because there are 23 pairs of chromosomes, according to the human genome pattern. The last pair indicates gender. We would seize to be human if that we were to suddenly develop that many extra chromosomes. Oh wait, that's when we get our "light bodies." Waiter, whatever Mr. Tsarion is smoking, I'll take two.
All I can say about this supposed Leviathan Cycle is, the Google hits you will get have to do wtih RPGs and well, cycling to lose weight. So this tangent is something that seems to have been pulled out of thin air. Especially since that is not a Leviathan in the image, but an Ouroboros. Leviathan was a sea monster in the Bible.
I don't even know where to start on how many ways he's wrong about the pentagram. The five points represent head, arms, legs. Think Da Vinci's famous drawing. But of course, it has to have a nefarious meaning with this gloom and doom crowd.
Next he starts with the Sun aligns with the galactic central point. If we are just talking about the Sun, then it is always aligned with the central galactic point, as they are two points on the galactic map. It will always be a straight line. It will be aligned with any other point in the galaxy. This is basic geometry, for the love of all that is holy. I will stress again, every year around December, the Earth, Sun and center of the galaxy are in alignment. There is nothing special about it happening again this year. I think he means the galactic central plane. Which is the disk of the galaxy, not the center of the galaxy. The center of the galaxy is a black hole. With which, if you draw a line from the black hole to the Sun, will show a straight line alignment. This is why Saggitarius is not in the center of the galaxy, we wouldn't be able to see it if it was, but the closest constellation to the band of the Milky Way, which is the disk of the central plane. Got it?
Then the bit about sunrise on the 21st, how it will be back off center. Unless you're in an Equatorial region on the planet, the Sun will never be on center. I really want to know what "researchers" he means when he said some researchers think this is a sign of the end times. They have zero background in astronomy, I can tell you that. Oh wait, he's not talking about the Sun being due east, he's claiming it's a galactic alignment. Nope. According to this, the claim is impossible.
Then he gets into the galactic equator stuff. The galactic equator is a made up term for astronomers to map the sky. As far as passing through the galactic plane, we are above the plane by around 75 to 100 light years. We won't be passing down through the plane again for around another 30 million years.
Now, as far as the ancients knowing about the center of the galaxy, we are talking about people who believed the Sun and the planets revolved around the Earth. Several civilizations thought it was a path to the afterlife. The Chinese saw a correlation between yearly rains and the band of the galaxy. But even they weren't advanced enough to not attach a myth to it.
The video ends with him talking about John Major Jenkins, a self-professed expert on all things Mayan. I have no problem with calling yourself an expert, if your work holds up to peer review. However, most of Jenkins claims are out there and he has turned them into a tourist industry.
Oh goody. There is a second half to the video. I'm not sure I'm up to watching it at the moment. But I'm sure I will and I'm sure it will inspire me to rant.
Before I close, I have to get into the entire Pleiadian thing for a second. It was a hoax perpetuated by a Swiss farmer named Billy Meier. He claimed contact with aliens from the Pleiades. He took photos of some of the Golddiggers from the "Dean Martin Show" from his TV, which made them nice and blurry and insisted they were the aliens who visited him. He has been exposed as a hoaxer, but his messages from the Pleiadians took off in New Age circles and thanks to him, we have all these people who have created a new mythology about the Pleiadians and people who claim to channel Pleiadians. All based on a hoax that fed into their fantasy.
For those who truly believe there are habitable planets in the Pleiades. The Pleiades are all blue giants. The hottest and among the youngest stars out there. They cannot support life as we know it.
So, if you have been buying into this photon belt bullshit, rest assured that it is just mythology.
Thursday, January 26, 2012
It's not all about you
St. Valentine's Day is fast approaching. With it, come the questions from people with a sense of entitlement. He had better get me better flowers than the rest of the girls in the office get. I had better get a ring from a man that I see once a month for sex. One woman in my office got a 3 pound box of Godiva chocolates, why hasn't he sent me a bigger box? The list of what he needs to do goes on.
Ladies, I have news for you. It is not all about you. It is about him too. St. Valentine's Day isn't about what you get, but it is about the love you give. So, as you become self-obsessed and feel a sense of entitlement because you think it's all about you, you lose your perspective. Without that perspective, he's going to go find someone who is far more giving and loving and doesn't just view him as a means to an end.
Yes, I am a bit cynical. In my experience, St. Valentine's Day is the one day of the year where couples who haven't gotten along in forever try to be nice to each other. It is also the day of the year that women who watch too many chick flicks, not to mention the Hallmark and jewelry store commercials feel if they're not getting the biggest bouquet delivered to them in the office, they are complete failures in life. So what the biggest gift delivered to the office went to a woman who is married to a man who is upper-middle management in his company, while your boyfriend is still an apprentice electrician, who still has a year or two to go before becoming a journeyman? You still deserve the best present in the office, to show you have the best boyfriend, right? Um, no, you don't.
I know this is hard for some of the fluffier of you to grasp. The fact that it is not all about you, that you don't deserve to be queen of the day, unless you're willing to make your man king for the day too. It is not about self obsession. It is about being a couple and showing love for each other.
If you equate love with material goods, you need an attitude adjustment right now. If you can't get past your materialistic nature and how it's all about you, then you need to move on from the relationship and find someone just as self obsessed as you are. See how much you like dealing with your own mirror image.
I know I sound like a broken record, but Valentine's Day is supposed to be about each other. Do you understand that? It isn't just about you, it is about your partner too. So while you are obsessing over how he isn't buying you the right things and gearing up for a fight, what are you doing for him? Getting him some girly stuffed animal that he's going to have to hide from his friends, lest he have to be called a pussy for months? A bottle of booze, that you will share with him, so you can try to pry a ring from him? Or how about just a DVD from the $5 bin at Wal*Mart? He's a man, that's all he deserves, right?
Instead of being hung up on the material, how about just enjoying the day and evening without fighting with him? Swallowing your pride and anger when he doesn't propose and just enjoying being with him? Do you want to be with him, or do you just want to be able to show your girlfriends the rock he bought you? Is it him you're in love with, or the idea of just being with anyone? Are you even capable of enjoying the moment? Or is the moment a means to an end?
Mutual respect should be the phrase of the day. So what if you didn't get three dozen roses dyed to match your outfit of the day? If style over substance means so much to you, get out of the relationship now. You don't love him, you are in love with yourself. It will never work, as he is competing with your feelings for you.
If you're a woman who isn't in a relationship, don't let the commercialism get to you. Don't do the stupid things women have been known to do, such as ordering flowers and chocolates for yourself. You will get found out 9 times out of 10. Then you will be the laughing stock of the office. Besides, if the snarky women who are all about showing off get on your back, tell them the truth about the day...
How many of you even know who Saint Valentine was? All those cute little Cupid cards that go around, well, those are actually Pagan in nature. Cupid was not a little baby cherub, but the Roman god of lust. Come to think of it, if you read the Bible, cherubs aren't cute little baby angels, but really vile creatures with flaming swords to cut down anyone who gets near the Garden.
But I am off track. Oh yes, Saint Valentine. Of which, there are over a dozen martyred saints with that name and the story gets very muddled. But here is the rundown.
He was either a priest or a bishop in Italy, or a missionary in Africa. No one is quite sure. He is said to have been a virgin. The story goes, he was arrested for helping Christians and performing weddings for Christians during the reign of Claudius II. He didn't renounce his faith. The Emperor liked him, it is said, until Valentine tried to convert him to Christianity, which was illegal at the time. As a result, he was tortured and executed by beheading on February 14, maybe somewhere around 270 C.E. Yet he wasn't mentioned in the first compendium of martyrs in 354 C.E. Pope Gelasius made him a martyr in 496 C.E. His feast day was the day of his execution, February 14.
Somewhere along the way, he became the patron saint of happy marriages. Along with beekeepers and epileptics. Not to mention travelers and the plague. Because we all know how romantic the idea an epileptic transient beekeeper with the plague can be.
Saints are supposed to perform miracles. The only miracle attributed to Valentine was an anecdote about how he supposedly restored the sight of the jailer's daughter. There is no recorded evidence of this though. However, back in the old days of the Church, martyrdom in the name of Christ was a free pass to sainthood. Which is probably why Valentine, along with a number of other martyrs, had his feast day removed from the Church by Pope Paul VI, under his Mysterii Paschalis. Ironically, the letter was issued on, February 14, 1969. But don't feel too bad for Valentine, it was the same proclamation that removed Saint Christopher from the Catholic Calendar, too.
Chances are, he wasn't real, but Pope Gelasius made him up to replace the pagan festival of Lupercalia, a three day festival of cleansing and fertility. By the time Pope Gelasius became Pope, it had degraded into a drunken naked festival. So what better way to replace the festival, than to create a martyred saint who's feast day is right smack dab in the middle of Lupercalia?
So, getting back on point, you ladies are getting your noses all out of joint over a day that isn't even on the calendar of Saints anymore. Over a virgin that was beheaded and whose life details are more than a bit sketchy. This doesn't mean he's still not a saint. It just means that his life really can't be verified and any official veneration in the Church takes place on All Saints Day. But he was a virgin priest, if he existed at all. Yeah, that's real sexy.
If you want to do Saint Valentine's Day right, go to a chocolatier. Get him or her to create a chocolate saint filled with raspberry or strawberry goo. So when his head is removed, he bleeds properly. He should also come in an appropriate coffin. Also made of chocolate, of course. Come to think of it, if your boyfriend is a horror movie fan, this would be the best Valentine's Day gift you could get him. So if you're calling me morbid, you are missing the entire point. Which is, it is not all about you and what you want. It is also what your partner wants. Which just might be a two person drunken, naked festival.
Ladies, I have news for you. It is not all about you. It is about him too. St. Valentine's Day isn't about what you get, but it is about the love you give. So, as you become self-obsessed and feel a sense of entitlement because you think it's all about you, you lose your perspective. Without that perspective, he's going to go find someone who is far more giving and loving and doesn't just view him as a means to an end.
Yes, I am a bit cynical. In my experience, St. Valentine's Day is the one day of the year where couples who haven't gotten along in forever try to be nice to each other. It is also the day of the year that women who watch too many chick flicks, not to mention the Hallmark and jewelry store commercials feel if they're not getting the biggest bouquet delivered to them in the office, they are complete failures in life. So what the biggest gift delivered to the office went to a woman who is married to a man who is upper-middle management in his company, while your boyfriend is still an apprentice electrician, who still has a year or two to go before becoming a journeyman? You still deserve the best present in the office, to show you have the best boyfriend, right? Um, no, you don't.
I know this is hard for some of the fluffier of you to grasp. The fact that it is not all about you, that you don't deserve to be queen of the day, unless you're willing to make your man king for the day too. It is not about self obsession. It is about being a couple and showing love for each other.
If you equate love with material goods, you need an attitude adjustment right now. If you can't get past your materialistic nature and how it's all about you, then you need to move on from the relationship and find someone just as self obsessed as you are. See how much you like dealing with your own mirror image.
I know I sound like a broken record, but Valentine's Day is supposed to be about each other. Do you understand that? It isn't just about you, it is about your partner too. So while you are obsessing over how he isn't buying you the right things and gearing up for a fight, what are you doing for him? Getting him some girly stuffed animal that he's going to have to hide from his friends, lest he have to be called a pussy for months? A bottle of booze, that you will share with him, so you can try to pry a ring from him? Or how about just a DVD from the $5 bin at Wal*Mart? He's a man, that's all he deserves, right?
Instead of being hung up on the material, how about just enjoying the day and evening without fighting with him? Swallowing your pride and anger when he doesn't propose and just enjoying being with him? Do you want to be with him, or do you just want to be able to show your girlfriends the rock he bought you? Is it him you're in love with, or the idea of just being with anyone? Are you even capable of enjoying the moment? Or is the moment a means to an end?
Mutual respect should be the phrase of the day. So what if you didn't get three dozen roses dyed to match your outfit of the day? If style over substance means so much to you, get out of the relationship now. You don't love him, you are in love with yourself. It will never work, as he is competing with your feelings for you.
If you're a woman who isn't in a relationship, don't let the commercialism get to you. Don't do the stupid things women have been known to do, such as ordering flowers and chocolates for yourself. You will get found out 9 times out of 10. Then you will be the laughing stock of the office. Besides, if the snarky women who are all about showing off get on your back, tell them the truth about the day...
How many of you even know who Saint Valentine was? All those cute little Cupid cards that go around, well, those are actually Pagan in nature. Cupid was not a little baby cherub, but the Roman god of lust. Come to think of it, if you read the Bible, cherubs aren't cute little baby angels, but really vile creatures with flaming swords to cut down anyone who gets near the Garden.
But I am off track. Oh yes, Saint Valentine. Of which, there are over a dozen martyred saints with that name and the story gets very muddled. But here is the rundown.
He was either a priest or a bishop in Italy, or a missionary in Africa. No one is quite sure. He is said to have been a virgin. The story goes, he was arrested for helping Christians and performing weddings for Christians during the reign of Claudius II. He didn't renounce his faith. The Emperor liked him, it is said, until Valentine tried to convert him to Christianity, which was illegal at the time. As a result, he was tortured and executed by beheading on February 14, maybe somewhere around 270 C.E. Yet he wasn't mentioned in the first compendium of martyrs in 354 C.E. Pope Gelasius made him a martyr in 496 C.E. His feast day was the day of his execution, February 14.
Somewhere along the way, he became the patron saint of happy marriages. Along with beekeepers and epileptics. Not to mention travelers and the plague. Because we all know how romantic the idea an epileptic transient beekeeper with the plague can be.
Saints are supposed to perform miracles. The only miracle attributed to Valentine was an anecdote about how he supposedly restored the sight of the jailer's daughter. There is no recorded evidence of this though. However, back in the old days of the Church, martyrdom in the name of Christ was a free pass to sainthood. Which is probably why Valentine, along with a number of other martyrs, had his feast day removed from the Church by Pope Paul VI, under his Mysterii Paschalis. Ironically, the letter was issued on, February 14, 1969. But don't feel too bad for Valentine, it was the same proclamation that removed Saint Christopher from the Catholic Calendar, too.
Chances are, he wasn't real, but Pope Gelasius made him up to replace the pagan festival of Lupercalia, a three day festival of cleansing and fertility. By the time Pope Gelasius became Pope, it had degraded into a drunken naked festival. So what better way to replace the festival, than to create a martyred saint who's feast day is right smack dab in the middle of Lupercalia?
So, getting back on point, you ladies are getting your noses all out of joint over a day that isn't even on the calendar of Saints anymore. Over a virgin that was beheaded and whose life details are more than a bit sketchy. This doesn't mean he's still not a saint. It just means that his life really can't be verified and any official veneration in the Church takes place on All Saints Day. But he was a virgin priest, if he existed at all. Yeah, that's real sexy.
If you want to do Saint Valentine's Day right, go to a chocolatier. Get him or her to create a chocolate saint filled with raspberry or strawberry goo. So when his head is removed, he bleeds properly. He should also come in an appropriate coffin. Also made of chocolate, of course. Come to think of it, if your boyfriend is a horror movie fan, this would be the best Valentine's Day gift you could get him. So if you're calling me morbid, you are missing the entire point. Which is, it is not all about you and what you want. It is also what your partner wants. Which just might be a two person drunken, naked festival.
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Where Is Your God Now?
I just can't wait for football to be over this year. I've never been a fan, but this season really annoyed me. Why? Two words. Tim Tebow.
OK, so he believes in God. So does most of the world's population. Ah, but he's a "Real Christian." As in Born Again. So God must be on the side of his team, the Denver Broncos. Because unless you've been saved, you're not a real Christian.
So believes the far right Christian population of this country. Anyone who belongs to a denomination other than Baptist and hasn't had that saved experience is a heretic. Especially if they're Catholic. But that's another story.
However, all these "Real Christians" tend to forget the sabbath and keep it holy, as they're worshiping at another altar entirely. Football. The NFL is a religion unto itself. Tim Tebow is the new messiah.
I'm not exaggerating. He has been elevated to godhood by his fan base. You hear about his life all the time. From the fact his mother was deathly ill while pregnant and he wasn't supposed to have survived birth. To how he was home schooled, which in the eyes of the far right religious community in this country, means he was saved from the evils of a secular education in the public school system. (Forget that being sheltered like that kills a person's ability to learn proper social skills with his peers.) If not for a Florida law saying that home schooled students can play sports for high schools, we never would have heard of this man.
But play high school football he did and he ended up an All-American. Every high school football player's dream. After college, he was a first round draft pick, which would be more impressive if he wasn't ranked 25th. That says there were 24 players more desirable than he was. But that is a mere technicality when talking about the new Messiah. Even ESPN was calling him, "the Chosen One."
He had a decent college career, set records, won the Heisman trophy in 2007. He was the Golden Child. He could do no wrong. Until of course, Sam Bradford beat him out for the trophy the next year. But his acolytes would rather not mention that. OK, so 2007 was his really good year in college, his other three years were good, but not nearly as stellar. However, he was already a god in the eyes of football fans.
He would put Bible chapter and verse numbers in his eye black in college. The NFL prohibits it, as you are out of uniform if you do something like that. So the Christian right is screaming that this infringes free speech and freedom of religion. Which is pretty funny, as they want anyone who doesn't think the same way they do to shut up. However, rules are rules and you can be fined by the NFL for wearing shoes that are the wrong color for the uniform. If we let anyone put anything on their eye black, well, let's just say sports players aren't always the most cultured of people. Anyone else remember that famous Billy Ripkin 1989 Fleer baseball card and "Fuck Face" written on the bottom of his bat? Just think of the short slogans NFL players could write on their eye black. Those TV cameras get up close and personal with players. So there are reasons for these rules.
So this season, Tebow was promoted from back-up quarterback to starting quarterback. Because God obviously wanted him to be in the spotlight, the season's original starting quarterback started sucking massively and was put on waivers. No one saw it as a sign from God when the team he was traded to beat the Broncos on New Year's Day. God was just testing them, besides, the AFC Western Division was crappy enough this year that with a season average of .500, it was good enough for the Broncos to go to the play-offs.
Well, sort of. As I said, the AFC Western Division was crappy this year. They were tied for first place with the Chargers and Raiders. The Broncos played tie-breakers and won both. An obvious sign from God!
Then it was onto the Wild Card team of the Division, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Who finished the season with a .750 average. Somehow, the Broncos won. Not by much, but they won.
Hey, God MUST be on their side, for them to beat a team so much better than they are, right? Nothing can stop them! God will see them to the Superbowl!
Well, depending on how Orthodox you are, you might consider Saturday the sabbath. God's day off. Since this is the play-off season, there was a Saturday game. The Denver Broncos vs. The New England Patriots. The best team in football. An .813 win average. But the fans had faith in their prayers. And New England trounced the Broncos. The final score was 45-10. An embarrassing defeat. Tebow played badly from what I've heard. The entire team did. Which leads me to ask...
Where is your god now, Tim Tebow?
Obviously, God likes Tom Brady much better. Tom Brady. Who is a Catholic, not a "Real Christian." So while "Real Christians" go on about how Catholics are Satanic, because of the veneration of Mary and the saints, well, think about this. If Saturday really is the sabbath, which according to many it is, God was taking the day off. But in his stead, the saints and the Blessed Virgin Mary were watching out and protecting those who believe in them. Right? After all, out of the 2.1 billion estimated Christians in the world, 1.2 billion are Roman Catholics. So you can't expect God to be there for every single person every single second of every single day. Saints pick up some of the slack. So of course the team with the Catholic quarterback was going to win. Forget the fact that they've been the best team in football for a while. Forget that they're all seasoned players and quite good at the game. It all has to do with God and who God wants to win. Because it's football.
My question is, why do they think God cares about football? What makes them think that they are such better Christians than any other team's fans, that God will grant their prayers for a certain sports team? Why are you praying for a sports team to win in the first place? There are far more important things to pray about in this world, if you're going to pray. Pray for the economy to improve. Pray for war to end. Pray for the homeless. Pray for children to have enough to eat. But no, you all spend your time praying for millionaires to get bonuses for winning the Super Bowl.
Football has been elevated to a religion. I am simply amazed that no one has gotten the idea to start a church and call it the Holy Church of the Gridiron. Joe Heisman or Knute Rockne could be the God of this new religion. Jerry Rice, who many consider the greatest football player of all time, can be a living deity, along with Tom Brady, Dick Butkus, Lawrence Taylor, Jim Brown, Joe Montana and a host of others. We can see if Tim Tebow can maintain before actually elevating him to sainthood or even godhood. Oh wait. His fans are already worshiping him as a god. Too bad his god doesn't see it that way.
So, I'm up for starting acult church. While I'm a baseball fan and not a football fan, I can fake it. The Holy Church of the Sacred Gridiron. I bet we can make a bundle, while exploiting the true religion of football fans. Who's with me? We still have time to get this started in time for the Stupid Bowl Super Bowl.
OK, so he believes in God. So does most of the world's population. Ah, but he's a "Real Christian." As in Born Again. So God must be on the side of his team, the Denver Broncos. Because unless you've been saved, you're not a real Christian.
So believes the far right Christian population of this country. Anyone who belongs to a denomination other than Baptist and hasn't had that saved experience is a heretic. Especially if they're Catholic. But that's another story.
However, all these "Real Christians" tend to forget the sabbath and keep it holy, as they're worshiping at another altar entirely. Football. The NFL is a religion unto itself. Tim Tebow is the new messiah.
I'm not exaggerating. He has been elevated to godhood by his fan base. You hear about his life all the time. From the fact his mother was deathly ill while pregnant and he wasn't supposed to have survived birth. To how he was home schooled, which in the eyes of the far right religious community in this country, means he was saved from the evils of a secular education in the public school system. (Forget that being sheltered like that kills a person's ability to learn proper social skills with his peers.) If not for a Florida law saying that home schooled students can play sports for high schools, we never would have heard of this man.
But play high school football he did and he ended up an All-American. Every high school football player's dream. After college, he was a first round draft pick, which would be more impressive if he wasn't ranked 25th. That says there were 24 players more desirable than he was. But that is a mere technicality when talking about the new Messiah. Even ESPN was calling him, "the Chosen One."
He had a decent college career, set records, won the Heisman trophy in 2007. He was the Golden Child. He could do no wrong. Until of course, Sam Bradford beat him out for the trophy the next year. But his acolytes would rather not mention that. OK, so 2007 was his really good year in college, his other three years were good, but not nearly as stellar. However, he was already a god in the eyes of football fans.
He would put Bible chapter and verse numbers in his eye black in college. The NFL prohibits it, as you are out of uniform if you do something like that. So the Christian right is screaming that this infringes free speech and freedom of religion. Which is pretty funny, as they want anyone who doesn't think the same way they do to shut up. However, rules are rules and you can be fined by the NFL for wearing shoes that are the wrong color for the uniform. If we let anyone put anything on their eye black, well, let's just say sports players aren't always the most cultured of people. Anyone else remember that famous Billy Ripkin 1989 Fleer baseball card and "Fuck Face" written on the bottom of his bat? Just think of the short slogans NFL players could write on their eye black. Those TV cameras get up close and personal with players. So there are reasons for these rules.
So this season, Tebow was promoted from back-up quarterback to starting quarterback. Because God obviously wanted him to be in the spotlight, the season's original starting quarterback started sucking massively and was put on waivers. No one saw it as a sign from God when the team he was traded to beat the Broncos on New Year's Day. God was just testing them, besides, the AFC Western Division was crappy enough this year that with a season average of .500, it was good enough for the Broncos to go to the play-offs.
Well, sort of. As I said, the AFC Western Division was crappy this year. They were tied for first place with the Chargers and Raiders. The Broncos played tie-breakers and won both. An obvious sign from God!
Then it was onto the Wild Card team of the Division, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Who finished the season with a .750 average. Somehow, the Broncos won. Not by much, but they won.
Hey, God MUST be on their side, for them to beat a team so much better than they are, right? Nothing can stop them! God will see them to the Superbowl!
Well, depending on how Orthodox you are, you might consider Saturday the sabbath. God's day off. Since this is the play-off season, there was a Saturday game. The Denver Broncos vs. The New England Patriots. The best team in football. An .813 win average. But the fans had faith in their prayers. And New England trounced the Broncos. The final score was 45-10. An embarrassing defeat. Tebow played badly from what I've heard. The entire team did. Which leads me to ask...
Where is your god now, Tim Tebow?
Obviously, God likes Tom Brady much better. Tom Brady. Who is a Catholic, not a "Real Christian." So while "Real Christians" go on about how Catholics are Satanic, because of the veneration of Mary and the saints, well, think about this. If Saturday really is the sabbath, which according to many it is, God was taking the day off. But in his stead, the saints and the Blessed Virgin Mary were watching out and protecting those who believe in them. Right? After all, out of the 2.1 billion estimated Christians in the world, 1.2 billion are Roman Catholics. So you can't expect God to be there for every single person every single second of every single day. Saints pick up some of the slack. So of course the team with the Catholic quarterback was going to win. Forget the fact that they've been the best team in football for a while. Forget that they're all seasoned players and quite good at the game. It all has to do with God and who God wants to win. Because it's football.
My question is, why do they think God cares about football? What makes them think that they are such better Christians than any other team's fans, that God will grant their prayers for a certain sports team? Why are you praying for a sports team to win in the first place? There are far more important things to pray about in this world, if you're going to pray. Pray for the economy to improve. Pray for war to end. Pray for the homeless. Pray for children to have enough to eat. But no, you all spend your time praying for millionaires to get bonuses for winning the Super Bowl.
Football has been elevated to a religion. I am simply amazed that no one has gotten the idea to start a church and call it the Holy Church of the Gridiron. Joe Heisman or Knute Rockne could be the God of this new religion. Jerry Rice, who many consider the greatest football player of all time, can be a living deity, along with Tom Brady, Dick Butkus, Lawrence Taylor, Jim Brown, Joe Montana and a host of others. We can see if Tim Tebow can maintain before actually elevating him to sainthood or even godhood. Oh wait. His fans are already worshiping him as a god. Too bad his god doesn't see it that way.
So, I'm up for starting a
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